Oh, so this is the politically incorrect jokes thread? I´ll give it a go.
An Estonian, a German and a Russian are trapped on a plane. They each have to throw out one thing in order to be saved.
The German throws out a TV. The Estonian and Russian ask why did he throw out the TV. The German says "We´ve got plenty of those".
Next up is the Russian. He throws out a bottle of vodka and says "We´ve got plenty of those.
The Estonian throws out the Russian. "We´ve got plenty of those."
I haven´t played for months except for some sumo. And I don´t see myself returning to playing until new tracks(new, not the same old track with one new corner) are introduced to the game. And with the work pace and weird priorities of the devs that won´t happen for 5 years, if ever.
It´s even worse this time. On a lot of the videos the title says "Timbaland feat. <insertnameofthegayboyband>" and the official universalmusicgroup video in youtube just says "Timbaland". I mean what the hell. He just shows his fat arse in the video and does his annoying "eee eee eee eee eee"´s. He may be a good producer but he seems like a huge prick with a huge ego as he stuffs his face everywhere possible.
Modern passenger jets would be just fine 99,99% of the time even if both of the pilots dropped dead. They don´t fly the planes anymore. It´s all done by computers. They´re there just there to check everything is all right and take control when the computers fail. The chances of both pilots and the plane´s computer dying at the same flight are slim to say the least.
Everyone has a right to play on our server as long as they act reasonably and don´t disturb others. As I understand in this case you were lagging. Now that may not be your fault but unfortunately it affects other players in the server. Especially since sumo is a contact sport and LFS collision detection system isn´t perfect when a player is lagging. According to Ziggy he asked you to leave which is the right thing to do. When there is a choice between one player and everybody else in the server then we have to do what´s best for the majority. That´s just how it is. After you reacted so immaturely to timing out (not even being kicked) and went on a tantrum there was no other choice but to ban you.
I have some random Nokia..... 6020 I think but I´m not 100% sure.
Anyway there seems to be a lot of phone geeks in the LFS community (or just very rich people). I´d rather spend the little money I have on something else than having a flashy phone.
Mine does everything I want from a mobile phone: you can call people, send messages, use it as an alarm clock, it has a long lasting battery, is sturdy as hell(I´ve dropped it on tarmac and in puddles and it still works fine) and is cheap.
EDIT: Yep, a bit of googling and it is indeed Nokia 6020.
The intersting thing about this sketch is that it´s hugely popular and well known everywhere in Europe except in the UK even though the dialogue is in English and both of the actors were British.