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Kalev EST
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The Peacemaker.
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Quote from nihil :The Olympics have never been politics free.

They were in Anciet Greece. Atleast that´s what they say in history books.
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Quote from JJ72 :Ethic cleansing.....

Ethnic cleansing, ethnic.
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Quote from tikshow :Is there any official Formula 1 song?

A few years ago I would have said the German and Italian national anthems but now I don´t know.
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Only a few teams/drivers are capable of winning a race. How would they classify other drivers in the drivers championship?
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Quote from srdsprinter :I believe he may have retired to avoid having to take another qualifying pentalty next race. His engine was dying badly, and if he had finished, he'd only have gotten a couple more points. But then next week he'd undoubtedly need a new engine, 10 spot qualy pentalty putting him in the same situation he was this week. DNF = No pentalty for engine change.

But technically Kimi didn´t retire? He completed enough laps to be classified and get points.
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Quote from batteryy :''ill be back''

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Quote from Hankstar :David Coulthard's F1 career: second, second...fail, fail, fail.

David Coulthard's F1 career: "I´ll win next time around."
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And it´s "would have" or "would´ve", not "would of".
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Oh, so this is the politically incorrect jokes thread? I´ll give it a go.

An Estonian, a German and a Russian are trapped on a plane. They each have to throw out one thing in order to be saved.
The German throws out a TV. The Estonian and Russian ask why did he throw out the TV. The German says "We´ve got plenty of those".
Next up is the Russian. He throws out a bottle of vodka and says "We´ve got plenty of those.
The Estonian throws out the Russian. "We´ve got plenty of those."
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I haven´t played for months except for some sumo. And I don´t see myself returning to playing until new tracks(new, not the same old track with one new corner) are introduced to the game. And with the work pace and weird priorities of the devs that won´t happen for 5 years, if ever.
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Quote from squidhead :I love it how they put "feat. Timballand" in the name everytime while all he does is sit in the studio, waving hands and trying to look like he knows what the buttons in front of him do...

It´s even worse this time. On a lot of the videos the title says "Timbaland feat. <insertnameofthegayboyband>" and the official universalmusicgroup video in youtube just says "Timbaland". I mean what the hell. He just shows his fat arse in the video and does his annoying "eee eee eee eee eee"´s. He may be a good producer but he seems like a huge prick with a huge ego as he stuffs his face everywhere possible.
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Quote from niall09 :I've heard it millions of times, it's constantly on the radio over here.

Quote from The Moose :Shite, with a capital S.

You two took the words out of my mouth.
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Modern passenger jets would be just fine 99,99% of the time even if both of the pilots dropped dead. They don´t fly the planes anymore. It´s all done by computers. They´re there just there to check everything is all right and take control when the computers fail. The chances of both pilots and the plane´s computer dying at the same flight are slim to say the least.
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Quote from Chrisuu01 :Butch name Chris

Butch, eh? :icon23:
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Quote from Maelstrom :I think that in such a case the only solution left is euthanasia
Take him to the closest veterinary

Quote from atlantian :he hates enthusia because of the car selection...

Quote from mrodgers :LMAO! That's one for the archives right there

ROFL! That´s post of the frickin´ year!!!
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Everyone has a right to play on our server as long as they act reasonably and don´t disturb others. As I understand in this case you were lagging. Now that may not be your fault but unfortunately it affects other players in the server. Especially since sumo is a contact sport and LFS collision detection system isn´t perfect when a player is lagging. According to Ziggy he asked you to leave which is the right thing to do. When there is a choice between one player and everybody else in the server then we have to do what´s best for the majority. That´s just how it is. After you reacted so immaturely to timing out (not even being kicked) and went on a tantrum there was no other choice but to ban you.
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We clearly need hints.
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I have some random Nokia..... 6020 I think but I´m not 100% sure.

Anyway there seems to be a lot of phone geeks in the LFS community (or just very rich people). I´d rather spend the little money I have on something else than having a flashy phone.

Mine does everything I want from a mobile phone: you can call people, send messages, use it as an alarm clock, it has a long lasting battery, is sturdy as hell(I´ve dropped it on tarmac and in puddles and it still works fine) and is cheap.


EDIT: Yep, a bit of googling and it is indeed Nokia 6020.
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ACCAkut, it´s your turn to post a pic.
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Correct. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121210/

The intersting thing about this sketch is that it´s hugely popular and well known everywhere in Europe except in the UK even though the dialogue is in English and both of the actors were British.
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Quote from Hankstar :even if you're a small, poor country you can successfully stand up to your large, aggressive neighbour - you can also piss them off for 50 years, just by exisiting. Viva Fidel

Cuba only stand up against USA thanks to the fact it was supported by a large aggressive neighbour of my country.
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